Aries: slow the fuck down
Taurus: stubborn hedonist @ final boss lvl
Gemini: wow what a nice---wow what
Cancer: soft boiled crab
Leo: they haven't ever shut up, once.
Virgo: a veggie-straws kind of mom.
Libra: the nice kind of slytherin
Scorpio: lurking as a hobby taken to
Sagittarius: I can't believe u?? sit
down? Where are you going???
Capricorn: hannibal lecter probably
Aquarius: "a little weird".
Pisces: a tornado of emotions and intuition.