Aries: slow the fuck down
Taurus: stubborn hedonist @ final boss lvl
Gemini: wow what a nice---wow what
an asshole??
Cancer: soft boiled crab
Leo: they haven't ever shut up, once.
Virgo: a veggie-straws kind of mom.
Libra: the nice kind of slytherin
Scorpio: lurking as a hobby taken to
the extremes
Sagittarius: I can't believe u?? sit
down? Where are you going???
Capricorn: hannibal lecter probably
Aquarius: "a little weird".
Pisces: a tornado of emotions and intuition.
Aquarius people are advanced, self-reliant, clever, exceptional, and optimistic. Being an airy sign Aquarians, lack a distinct form and appear to resist classification.
The Taurus people are practical, creative, loyal, possessive, temperamental, sensually indulgent, down-to-earth, dependable, persistent and practical.
The Cancer people are cautious, protective, nurturing, secretive, instinctive, needy, sensitive, funny, empathetic and deeply complex people.
Geminis are so flexible. They can multitask, change their mind, and be light-hearted.
You carry an unmatchable charm that’s hard to resist. Your magnetic personality and a natural celebrity presence should be something that you must be thankful for.
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