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Aries: slow the fuck down

Taurus: stubborn hedonist @ final boss lvl

Gemini:  wow what a nice---wow what
an asshole??

Cancer:  soft boiled crab

Leo:  they haven't ever shut up, once.

Virgo: a veggie-straws kind of mom.

Libra:  the nice kind of slytherin

Scorpio: lurking as a hobby taken to
the extremes

Sagittarius: I can't believe u?? sit
down? Where are you going???

Capricorn: hannibal lecter probably

Aquarius:  "a little weird".

Pisces: a tornado of emotions and intuition.