Aries: You can turn that shitty knife into a titty knife.
Taurus: fuck you and your formal attire.
Gemini: most owls can turn their heads 270 degrees in both directions, thin owl can fuck itself in all directions.
Cancer: oh, okay, guess I'll go fuck myself then.
Leo: good evening, tonight's special is the shit blizzard.
Virgo: ah, just a little bit of ghost semen, a very common ingredient found in most beverages, so , might as well stick to the traditional.
Libra: You will all feast on the fuck.
Scorpio: his legs are trembling, his knees are weak, his mom's heavy, put your vagina in spaghetti.
Sagittarius: I'm ready to begin my journey with a full-fledged erection and a heart of ambition.
Capricorn: this bastard just got re-atomized.
Aquarius: serenade my candy ass, come on!
Pisces: would rather solve a rubik's cube using only my bare nipples than try to make that fucking jump.