Aries : You can turn that shitty knife into a titty knife.
Taurus : Fuck you and your formal attire.
Gemini : Most owls can turn their heads 270 degrees in both directions, thin owl can fuck itself in all directions.
Cancer : Oh, okay, guess I'll go fuck myself then.
Leo : Good evening, tonight's special is the shit blizzard.
Virgo : Ah, just a little bit of ghost semen, a very common ingredient found in most beverages, so , might as well stick to the traditional.
Libra : You will all feast on the fuck.
Scorpio : His legs are trembling, his knees are weak, his mom's heavy, put your vagina in spaghetti.
Sagittarius : I'm ready to begin my journey with a full-fledged erection and a heart of ambition.
Capricorn : This bastard just got re-atomized.
Aquarius : Serenade my candy ass, come on!
Pisces : Would rather solve a rubik's cube using only my bare nipples than try to make that fucking jump.
The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. -Albert Einstein
I can do things you cannot. You can do things I cannot. Together we can do great things. —Mother Teresa
You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who can never repay you. ― John Bunyan
Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can’t help them, at least don’t hurt them.– Dalai Lama
A Gemini is a cross between a drunk and a genius!!
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