Aries: haha fuck yes this is my home.
Taurus: *hooks up with satan*.
Gemini: I thought this place would've been a lot more uglier but it's actually kind of pretty
Cancer: I like how the air conditioner still works rlly well.
Leo: *goes up to satan* hey baby did it hurt when u fell from heaven.
Virgo: it's so boooring here ugh.
Libra: nice prada shoes satan.
Scorpio: *gets sent to heaven because they burn down hell* .
Sagittarius: woo party.
Capricorn: I knew it . Hell is real . Nice.
Aquarius: FREE NACHOS WHOOP.
Pisces: what the fuck why is no one else upset about the fact that they're sent to hell .